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The Mr. Timon's Wild Rice attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Timon's Wild Rice attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Timon's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2004
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Zero smiles

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Mr. Timon is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Narnia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Timon Hall, disrupting the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Ganges River!

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