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Pictured: Frozone's billboard-peeling photo of Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
November 14, 1988
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Mr. Timon is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Timon Hall, waking the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the future!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Attraction may be too boring for young tweens.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1899 World's Exposition.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Timon's Oasis attraction.
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