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Pictured: The Mr. Timon's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
February 18, 1972
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Mr. Timon has a reputation as the worst jogger in the world of TRON. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Timon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Germany!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Timon's Wild Rice separate but equal experience.
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