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The Mr. Timon's Wild Rice attraction at night
Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
August 26, 1977
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Mr. Timon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Timon Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Indiana!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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