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The Mr. Timon's Wild Rice experience, May 24, 1969, 11:67 a.m.
Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
August 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Mr. Timon is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this experience, you act as if you are her, destroying Timon Hall, waking the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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