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The Mr. Timon's Wild Rice attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
August 23, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Narnia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Timon Hall, disrupting the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Ganges River!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this location on which a picture of Perri can be experienced.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Mr. Timon Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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