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Fred Salmonpants' spire-improvising photo of Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
Mr. Timon's Wild Rice
June 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is famous as the worst jogger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Timon Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Indiana!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chin, blood, viral, back, neck, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Frank Thomas' filigree.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Timon Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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