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The Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt attraction at night
Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt
June 28, 1990
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Mr. Timon is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Timon Hall, speeding through the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the Seven Seas!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or back, stomach, or clothing issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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