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The Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt attraction during construction
Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt
September 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Timon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the resort!
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be full of invisible door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom belts.
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