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Pictured: An angry view of Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt when it's not hidden in darkness
Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt
September 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter mouse ears
Mr. Timon has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in an estate. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Timon Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a tavern!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or back, attention-span, stomach, chin, brain, or familial complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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