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Above: The Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt attraction during repairs
Mr. Timon's Wild Jaunt
April 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (by Practical Pig)
Mr. Timon is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a territory. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Timon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the exposition!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sin or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1938 World's Airport.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Timon's Go Coaster attraction.
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