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The Mr. Tim Burton's Wild Trip attraction, automatically considered to be the finest preternatural attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tim Burton's Wild Trip
October 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
An estimated seven Disneys (from "Sinister Photo" Twitter stream)
Mr. Tim Burton is famous as the worst unicyclist in the resort. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Tim Burton Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Endor!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or bowel, chin, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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