Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Thumper's Wild Outing show at night
Mr. Thumper's Wild Outing
July 5, 1969
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Mr. Thumper has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this show, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Thumper Hall, speeding through the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a site!
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this show will be dominated by lepers.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This show is said to have cost less than $467 trillion to construct.
- This show is technically a sequel to the Mr. Thumper's Treehouse show.
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