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The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride attraction, March 17, 1978, 9:66 a.m.
Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride
May 15, 1998
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Mr. Thumper has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Thumper Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in a train station!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
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