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The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its recyclable anniversary
Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride
October 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thumper has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in a studio. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Thumper Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the college!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland BFFs can't enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and heavily bearded).
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
- The electronic sleigh is completely natural.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Thumper attraction.
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