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The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride ride, immediately smearing in the shrouded candlelight

Below: The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride ride, immediately smearing in the shrouded candlelight

Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 23, 2007
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Mr. Thumper is well known as the worst unicyclist in Kentucky. On this ride, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Thumper Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an outpost!

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