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The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride attraction, lispingly chanting in the morning moonlight

The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride attraction, lispingly chanting in the morning moonlight

Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 2000
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Four tikis

Description

Mr. Thumper is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Thumper Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mars!

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