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Below: The Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride ride, immediately smearing in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Thumper's Hazardous Ride
January 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
Mr. Thumper is well known as the worst unicyclist in Kentucky. On this ride, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Thumper Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an outpost!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 30 hogsheads.
- Maximum height 75".
- Because this is a water ride, the uninsured are required to wear special specticles.
- Tramp was reportedly not allowed to ride this ride on its opening day.
- This ride is technically a sequel to the Thumper's Go Coaster ride.
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