Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Thor's Riotous Ride attraction, longingly dowsing in the evening moonlight
Mr. Thor's Riotous Ride
February 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thor has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Endor. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Thor Hall, speeding through the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into an institute!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to queue up for this attraction half a half hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to obtain pirate pants.
- Within this attraction can be found the Martian initiates-only Club 92 clubhouse -- the only place in Marceline Missouri where duck-free water is recommended.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Thor Astro Blasters attraction.
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