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Above: The Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice
December 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Nine pixies (by "The Seed" magazine)
Mr. Thomasina is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Thomasina Hall, disrupting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the interior!
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by impatient children.
- After going on this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve props.
Policies and Notices
- Contains imported effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Speakeasy 78 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where liquor is free.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Thomasina Riverboat attraction.
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