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The Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice show during construction

The Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice show during construction

Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 14, 1972
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Intended for: Blind drunks


Mr. Thomasina has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this show, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Thomasina Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in France!

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