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The Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice attraction, positively peeling in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice
July 5, 1961
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Mr. Thomasina is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Thomasina Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of ancient Egypt!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or knee problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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