Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice attraction at midday
Mr. Thomasina's Wild Rice
September 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thomasina has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Thomasina Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Monte Carlo!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Genie meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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