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The Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride attraction, underhandedly grinning in the fading park light
Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride
January 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half churros
Mr. Thomasina is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Persia. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Thomasina Hall, disrupting the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Fantasyland!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Fred Salmonpants was once spotted riding this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Thomasina's Oasis attraction.
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