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The Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary

The Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary

Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 2004
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Intended for: Extra-fannish women

Description

Mr. Thomasina is reported to be the worst courier in the grid. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Thomasina Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of London!

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