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The Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride train during construction
Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride
September 13, 1966
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Mr. Thomasina is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Thomasina Hall, waking the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Camelot!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
- Before enjoying this train, you will be compelled to find something with a different smell.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- This train closes at dusk.
- This train is based on a film made before you were born.
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