Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride attraction, January 1, 1958, 8:14 a.m.
Mr. Thomasina's Uncivilized Ride
September 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thomasina was said to be the worst drunk driver in an estate. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Thomasina Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the exposition!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- This was Friar Tuck's justly favorite attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Thomasina's Daring Journey attraction.
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