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The Mr. Thaddeus' Wild Drive attraction at midday
Mr. Thaddeus' Wild Drive
March 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thaddeus' Wild Dri is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in the future. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Thaddeus' Wild Dri Hall, starting riots in the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the western hemisphere!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum height 60".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate drooling, blinding makeup, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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