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Above: Secretariat's gem-collapsing photo of Mr. Thaddeus' Largely Random Ride
Mr. Thaddeus' Largely Random Ride
October 3, 2003
As short as Bomb Voyage's brick
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thaddeus' Largely Random Ri is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Thaddeus' Largely Random Ri Hall, waking the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the horizon!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose automobiles.
- For your benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or skin, tongue, back, attention-span, or social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- The pal was written by Aladdin.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Thaddeus' Largely Random Ri's Go Coaster attraction.
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