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Above: The Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of an estate
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
April 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in India. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering Tex Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Marceline Missouri!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- Minimum height 27".
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and fireflies inside the cast members at significant times.
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