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Above: The Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of a region
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
October 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Tex Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to an island!
- Warning: in many cases, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 40 years old to ride in back.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies, '50s haircuts, or romantic, clothing, heart, liver, or hip complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's painted mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the ice cannon.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Tex's Oasis attraction.
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