Massive Lumièreland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion attraction, terminally considered to be the best major attraction at Lumièreland
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
January 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Mr. Tex is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Lumièreland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Tex Hall, starting riots in the district, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in France!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Smee.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Tex's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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