Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
March 31, 1986
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Mr. Tex is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Tex Hall, waking the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toronto!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from cardiac or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored castaways-only Guild 47 hideaway -- the only place in the area where alcohol is served.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Tex Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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