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The Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
April 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Tex is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Tex Hall, causing havoc in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the exposition!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enjoy this .
- Make sure to maintain your hats and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion "alternative" experience.
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