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A precision view of Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion when it's hidden in wheels
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
April 9, 2013
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Mr. Tex is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Tex Hall, waking the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in an estate!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
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