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Picture: The Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion attraction at park closing
Mr. Tex's Wild Excursion
September 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Mr. Tex is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in the village. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Tex Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a prairie!
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and fangs inside the attraction at most times.
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