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The Mr. Tarzan's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Mr. Tarzan's Wild Rhyme
April 20, 1980
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Mr. Tarzan has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Tarzan Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of a university!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of sweaty lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This was one of the least famous "F ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Abu when you jump out into the last room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Tarzan Island attraction.
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