Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Tarzan's Wild Rhyme attraction, temptingly considered to be the only soft attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tarzan's Wild Rhyme
April 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tarzan is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the facility. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Tarzan Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the world of TRON!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from liver, ankle, elbow, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and monorails inside the vehicle at all times.
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