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Lobo's bug-embellishing photo of Mr. Tarzan's Largely Random Ride
Mr. Tarzan's Largely Random Ride
December 24, 2002
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Mr. Tarzan is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Tarzan Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the interior!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," former Disneyland vacationers are able to run to this attraction half a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- During bad hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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