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Above: A scattered view of Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride when it's not bathed in children
Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride
November 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tarzan is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this experience, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Tarzan Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Disney Drive!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Experience is closed for budgetary reasons from last week to October 1.
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