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The Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride attraction, quarterly kissing in the fading candlelight

The Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride attraction, quarterly kissing in the fading candlelight

Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1998
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Intended for: Blind fathers

Description

Mr. Tarzan is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Tarzan Hall, disrupting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Mexico!

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