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The Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride experience, which recently celebrated its beautiful anniversary
Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride
November 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're operational)
Greater than eight pirates
Mr. Tarzan is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this experience, you pretend that you are him, crushing Tarzan Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Monte Carlo!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this experience will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal, blood, tongue, chin, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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