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The Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride
March 19, 1987
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Mr. Tarzan has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Tarzan Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the firehouse!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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