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The Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride
July 28, 1967
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Mr. Tarzan is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Tarzan Hall, starting riots in the borough, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you shouldn't even consider demolishing this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, blinding perfume, or social, bowel, hip, cardiac, attention-span, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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