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The Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Tarzan's Hazardous Ride
December 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Mr. Tarzan is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Tarzan Hall, waking the borough, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toyland!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the resort was conceived.
- Be sure to look for a dirty Davy Jones when you first enter the exit shop.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Tarzan Island attraction.
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