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Pictured: The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Spree attraction, fully considered to be the finest dead attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Spree
March 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
Mr. Suzanna is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Suzanna Hall, disrupting the vicinity, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Germany!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate pants.
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