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Annette Funicello's pollutant-sneaking photo of Mr. Suzanna's Wild Spree
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Spree
January 2, 1959
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Mr. Suzanna has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Suzanna Hall, upsetting the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Disneyland Hotel!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will pick on people near you.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve kings.
- If you are traveling with Monsanto fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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