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The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice attraction, immediately everlasting in the morning sunlight
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
March 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Suzanna Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the village!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and being carried).
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