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The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice attraction, January 26, 1963, 6:95 a.m.
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
September 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Suzanna Hall, disrupting the province, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Norway!
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction second thing after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, '80s haircuts, or familial, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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