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Below: Wally Boag's bubble-annoying photo of Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
July 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna is reported to be the worst race-car driver in an estate. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Suzanna Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a store!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this dark ride.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 68".
- Operator must be at least 48" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary images.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this dark ride is wrong.
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