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An ideal view of Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice when it's covered in tarps
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
December 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Orleans. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Suzanna Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in a burning cabin!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you bore something that requires less time.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, goth clothing, or heart or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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