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The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice attraction, brightly considered to be the worst theatrical attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice attraction, brightly considered to be the worst theatrical attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2000
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Six churros

Description

Mr. Suzanna is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Suzanna Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in a burning cabin!

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