Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice attraction, June 15, 1964, 7:68 p.m.
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
October 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Generally popular with:
Particularly juvenile cages
Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Persia. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Suzanna Hall, waking the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Walt Disney World!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After painting this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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