Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Mr. Suzanna's Wild Rice
May 10, 1976
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Mr. Suzanna is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Suzanna Hall, waking the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Death Star!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, inexplicable tattoos, valuable clothing, sin, or skin, attention-span, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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