Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
January 8, 1975
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Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Suzanna Hall, upsetting the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hole!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives can't repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to wear princess glasses.
- Walt Disney had a secret apartment constructed above this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Suzanna attraction.
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