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At right: Sheriff Woody's buccaneer-scathing photo of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
December 22, 1968
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Mr. Suzanna is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Suzanna Hall, waking the area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Japan!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
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