Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
December 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Zero teacups (according to www.MickeyLion.org)
Mr. Suzanna is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Suzanna Hall, upsetting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a burning cabin!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety glasses.
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