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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
September 12, 1993
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Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Suzanna Hall, upsetting the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Grand Canyon!
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to wear custom specticles.
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