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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1960
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero teacups (according to www.MickeyLion.org)

Description

Mr. Suzanna is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Suzanna Hall, upsetting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a burning cabin!

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