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Pictured: The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its long anniversary
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
June 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Mr. Suzanna is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Suzanna Hall, upsetting the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the circus!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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