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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1975
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Suzanna Hall, upsetting the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hole!

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