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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction, traditionally considered to be the only indoor attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
September 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Suzanna Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the Caribbean!
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guest in front must be at least 65" tall.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from May 16 to December 26.
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