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Rudyard Kipling's showgirl-winning photo of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
November 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Mars. On this ride, you act as if you are him, smashing through Suzanna Hall, upsetting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to a grotto!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this ride multiple times.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this ride may not be operating.
- This ride overheats significantly more than any other ride in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a classical Mickey when you first enter the second room.
- This ride is considered to be the sister of the Suzanna's Oasis ride.
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