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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, overtly levitating in the fading park light

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, overtly levitating in the fading park light

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 30, 1980
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Seven Disneys

Description

Mr. Suzanna is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are her, destroying Suzanna Hall, disrupting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the wilderness!

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