Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
November 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Suzanna has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in a burning cabin. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Suzanna Hall, disrupting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Orleans!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of engineers used in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Suzanna's Scary Adventures attraction.
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