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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
June 18, 1975
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Mr. Suzanna was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in South America. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Suzanna Hall, upsetting the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by children.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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