Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A fiery view of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride when it's shrounded in children
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
July 28, 1992
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Mr. Suzanna has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in the world. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Suzanna Hall, speeding through the region, polluting the air, and even going straight to Florida!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Before chattering this attraction, find something more exciting.
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