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Above: The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
December 9, 1958
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Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in backstage. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing through Suzanna Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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