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A physical view of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in tarps

A physical view of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in tarps

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1991
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Suzanna Hall, starting riots in the area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to a tavern!

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