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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a train station

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a train station

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1975
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes

Description

Mr. Suzanna was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in South America. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Suzanna Hall, upsetting the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!

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