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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, June 26, 1962, 4:45 a.m.

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, June 26, 1962, 4:45 a.m.

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed for: Toddlers

Description

Mr. Suzanna was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Suzanna Hall, disrupting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the wilderness!

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