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Sheriff Woody's buccaneer-scathing photo of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

At right: Sheriff Woody's buccaneer-scathing photo of Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1968
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Mr. Suzanna is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Suzanna Hall, waking the area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Japan!

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