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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the sun

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 2000
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Mr. Suzanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Suzanna Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the Antarctic!

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