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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1956
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

Mr. Suzanna is famous as the worst courier in China. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Suzanna Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the Netherlands!

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