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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1989
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes

Description

Mr. Suzanna was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Suzanna Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the deep!

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