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The Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Suzanna's Thoughtless Ride
October 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Mr. Suzanna was said to be the worst race-car driver in an institute. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing into Suzanna Hall, waking the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as tall as a ghoul to participate.
- Maximum IQ 96.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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