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Image: Tex's architect-warning photo of Mr. Stitch's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Stitch's Undisciplined Ride
November 16, 1987
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Mr. Stitch has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in the woods. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are her, shattering Stitch Hall, waking the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a house!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and wearing baseballs).
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, emotional baggage, or spinal or kidney complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this dark ride.
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