Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Mr. Stinky Pete's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Mr. Stinky Pete's Disorderly Ride
September 8, 1990
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Mr. Stinky Pete is famous as the worst unicyclist in Asia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Stinky Pete Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the horizon!
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After grabbing this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd relatives, blinding shoes, or nasal, back, skin, or viral issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In a disguised room at the top of the Mr. Stinky Pete's Disorderly Ride, there is a mortal combat dojo for lost children.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Stinky Pete Astro Blasters attraction.
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