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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind thrill ride at park closing
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
March 12, 2010
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Mr. Steve Martin is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Toontown!
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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