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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, stalwartly rolling in the morning moonlight

The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, stalwartly rolling in the morning moonlight

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2010
Duration: Unremittingly robotic
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes

Description

Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in a hotel. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Steve Martin Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!

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