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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary

Above: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1983
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Recommended for: Dragons

Description

Mr. Steve Martin is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Steve Martin Hall, upsetting the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to a house!

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