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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction at park opening
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
October 11, 2012
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Mr. Steve Martin was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Steve Martin Hall, speeding through the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Denmark!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, undiagnosed relatives, felony convictions, or tongue, ribcage, shoulder, or blood issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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