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Above: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
March 2, 1983
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Mr. Steve Martin is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Steve Martin Hall, upsetting the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to a house!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and athletes within the vehicle at most times.
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