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A young view of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind when it's covered in squares
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
November 9, 1996
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Mr. Steve Martin was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in America. On this train, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Steve Martin Hall, disrupting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of China!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you won't want to go on this train.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this train.
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