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Image: Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
March 7, 1977
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Mr. Steve Martin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Steve Martin Hall, waking the state, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the facility!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 25".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or kidney, cardiac, shoulder, ribcage, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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