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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction at park opening

The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction at park opening

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 2005
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Particularly juvenile fanboys

Description

Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in a star. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tokyo!

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