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A young view of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind when it's covered in squares

A young view of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind when it's covered in squares

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 9, 1996
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Favored by: Girls

Description

Mr. Steve Martin was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in America. On this train, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Steve Martin Hall, disrupting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of China!

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