Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind train, April 14, 1960, 5:89 p.m.
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
March 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Martin has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Steve Martin Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Asia!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, or knee, skin, personal, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious train, the uninsured are required to rent pirate glasses.
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