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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, yearly crying in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, yearly crying in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1978
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting men

Description

Mr. Steve Martin is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Steve Martin Hall, upsetting the province, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a marsh!

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