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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, merrily bowing in the fading moonlight

The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction, merrily bowing in the fading moonlight

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1994
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Drunks

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Mr. Steve Martin was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Toyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Steve Martin Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a realm!

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