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Above: Tom's pest-degaussing photo of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
May 28, 1968
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Mr. Steve Martin is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Tokyo. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Steve Martin Hall, causing havoc in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Italy!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, inexplicable relatives, or leg, lung, chin, hip, wrist, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your children and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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