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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind attraction at park opening
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rind
September 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in a star. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tokyo!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Romeo originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live vessels.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Steve Martin's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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