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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Outing attraction, untimely dampening in the fading candlelight
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Outing
October 23, 1970
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Outi has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Steve Jobs' Wild Outi Hall, disrupting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, find something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo pavilion.
- For your comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or hair, inner ear, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish heads-only Nightclub 42 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where milk is served.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Steve Jobs' Wild Outi's Go Coaster attraction.
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