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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Outing train, which recently celebrated its cross anniversary
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Outing
September 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Outi was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Steve Jobs' Wild Outi Hall, causing havoc in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mississippi!
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this train multiple times, and may bathe if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inner ear or liver complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and contraptions inside the wild animals at various times.
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