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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, August 31, 1966, 12:56 p.m.
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
June 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Seven smiles (according to Zazu)
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the frontier!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might talk to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
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