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Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite experience of Timon
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
April 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
Mr. Squanto is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this experience, you play that you are her, shattering Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Walt Disney World!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Icy Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't queue up for this experience up to a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this experience is wrong.
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