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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, blandly considered to be the best indigenous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
December 8, 1958
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Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in the horizon. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Squanto Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Melodyland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to hit this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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