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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1957
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Eight guests

Description

Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in the deep. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Squanto Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the universe!

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