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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
November 14, 2005
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Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Squanto Hall, disrupting the state, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
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