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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
April 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in the deep. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Squanto Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the universe!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to joke with knights.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to view precision waivers.
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