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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at night

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at night

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1967
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Popular with: Smoky millionaires

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Mr. Squanto is well known as the worst pilot in Atlantis. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of a location!

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