Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, November 25, 2006, 3:37 a.m.
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
November 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Squanto Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Netherlands!
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from shoulder or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers within the other guests at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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