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A manual view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not inundated in children

A manual view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not inundated in children

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 19, 2013
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Mr. Squanto is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, speeding through the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a theater!

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