Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
July 7, 1961
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Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, disrupting the area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction after dinner.
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