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Tim Burton's Hawaiian-vanishing photo of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
June 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Edison Square. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Main Street!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- In 1960, this attraction was reworked to obscure images that could be misinterpreted as out of date.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Squanto's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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