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A pastel view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's hidden in tarps

A pastel view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's hidden in tarps

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1982
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Three tikis (according to "Influential Gorilla" web site)

Description

Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a territory!

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