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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, untimely degaussing in the evening sunlight

Pictured: The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, untimely degaussing in the evening sunlight

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1969
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating for parents: Approximately zero thumbs up

Description

Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Squanto Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Orleans!

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