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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at midday

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at midday

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1971
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, upsetting the township, polluting the air, and even going straight to ancient Egypt!

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