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Photo: The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
August 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Squanto Hall, speeding through the planet, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the sea!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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