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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride dark ride during repairs

Above: The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride dark ride during repairs

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 9, 1965
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Ten happy faces

Description

Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disney Drive. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Squanto Hall, disrupting the province, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!

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