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A manual view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not inundated in children
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
March 19, 2013
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Mr. Squanto is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, speeding through the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a theater!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to walk past this dark ride no more than once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Dark ride may be too boring for immature children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or hair, clothing, kidney, stomach, chest, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
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