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A remote view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's bathed in fog
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
December 2, 1982
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Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Squanto Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this thrill ride by yourself because it's required by law.
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