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Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1978
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Men

Description

Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to India!

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