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Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus

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Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1961
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, disrupting the area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!

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