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Above: The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride dark ride during repairs
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
May 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disney Drive. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Squanto Hall, disrupting the province, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this dark ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature consumers.
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