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An independent view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in gemstones

An independent view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in gemstones

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1957
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even going straight to space!

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