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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride experience, recklessly guiding in the fading sunlight

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride experience, recklessly guiding in the fading sunlight

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: January 19, 1986
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst driver in Burbank. On this experience, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a river!

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