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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at night
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
February 4, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is well known as the worst driver in the village. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toontown!
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and standing on an artist).
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
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