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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, August 31, 1966, 12:56 p.m.

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, August 31, 1966, 12:56 p.m.

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 2001
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating for toddlers: Seven smiles (according to Zazu)

Description

Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the frontier!

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