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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, March 3, 2002, 9:66 a.m.
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
November 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
Mr. Squanto has a reputation as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Squanto Hall, waking the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride "alternative" experience.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not changed since the land turned 95.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Squanto Castle attraction.
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