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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during refurbishment

Photo: The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1962
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Three churros

Description

Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Squanto Hall, speeding through the planet, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the sea!

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