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An independent view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in gemstones
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
August 22, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even going straight to space!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 21".
- Shortest guest must be at least 70 picas tall.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 8 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- Contains imported effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- No food or churros permitted.
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