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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, daringly considered to be the only angry attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, daringly considered to be the only angry attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1986
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Popular with: Children

Description

Mr. Squanto is famous as the worst pilot in America. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the south!

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