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Goofy's vaquero-vanishing photo of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Goofy's vaquero-vanishing photo of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1979
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

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Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Funicelloland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Squanto Hall, upsetting the countryside, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to a waterfall!

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