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An official view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not covered in darkness

Below: An official view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not covered in darkness

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1991
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)

Description

Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing into Squanto Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Persia!

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