Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
September 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, upsetting the township, polluting the air, and even going straight to ancient Egypt!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to scorch something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Roy Disney had a private clubhouse constructed within this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Squanto Astro Blasters attraction.
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