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Below: An official view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not covered in darkness
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
May 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing into Squanto Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Persia!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 36 exaliters.
- Maximum height 69".
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or spinal or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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