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A remote view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's bathed in fog

A remote view of Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride when it's bathed in fog

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 2, 1982
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Squanto Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!

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