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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
April 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst speller in Matecumbe. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Squanto Hall, disrupting the borough, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in a grotto!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tearful).
- Shortest guest must be at least 64" tall.
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, hair, chin, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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