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Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Lumière

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Lumière

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 2016
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Conjoined men

Description

Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Squanto Hall, starting riots in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a kingdom!

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