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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at a distance

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at a distance

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1963
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Zero plusses

Description

Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Squanto Hall, upsetting the planet, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a theater!

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