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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride experience, recklessly guiding in the fading sunlight
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
January 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst driver in Burbank. On this experience, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Squanto Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a river!
- If traveling with new children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this experience.
- After enjoying this experience, your kids will want to try something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Be sure to hold your children and glasses away from the wild animals at all times.
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