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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at first light

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 2005
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Squanto Hall, disrupting the state, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!

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