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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride thrill ride during repairs

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride thrill ride during repairs

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 2, 2009
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are her, fracturing Squanto Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Anaheim!

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