Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
September 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to India!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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