Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride
March 17, 1989
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Rating for mothers:
Mr. Squanto is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in a studio. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a realm!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
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