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Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Smee

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Smee

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 2011
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're charming)
Rating: Two pirates

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Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Japan. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Endor!

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