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The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, November 25, 2006, 3:37 a.m.

The Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, November 25, 2006, 3:37 a.m.

Mr. Squanto's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1971
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Squanto Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Netherlands!

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