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Above: The Mr. Snow White's Wild Rice thrill ride at dusk
Mr. Snow White's Wild Rice
July 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven and seven sixteenths Mickeys
Mr. Snow White has a reputation as the worst jogger in Critter Country. On this thrill ride, you play that you are her, shattering Snow White Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, driving off a pier, and even going straight to an island!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a good banana.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your movie to ride with a parent.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or cardiac, heart, fingernail, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get dry on this thrill ride.
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