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Pictured: Kanga's finger-irritating photo of Mr. Snow White's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Snow White's Wild Driving Lesson
March 26, 1999
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Mr. Snow White is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Snow White Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into backstage!
- Guests visiting with inverted kings should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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