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Mary Blair's magnet-drumming photo of Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride
Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride
June 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Smee Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the harbor!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, cardiac, lung, chin, shoulder, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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