Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride
July 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're natural)
Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Smee Hall, speeding through the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the circus!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to grease this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- During selected "Genuine Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to run to this attraction half a moment after more important people.
Policies and Notices
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
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