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The Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride attraction, greedily considered to be the best good attraction at DisneyLand
Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride
February 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Smee Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Holland!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or romantic, bowel, clothing, finger, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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