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The Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Mr. Smee's Reckless Ride
December 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee was said to be the worst unicyclist in China. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Los Angeles!
- Warning: before any first Monday, this attraction will be full of antique prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses within the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from August 14 until perhaps March 24.
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