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Merlin's pet-enlisting photo of Mr. Simba's Wild Rind
Mr. Simba's Wild Rind
November 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Simba was said to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Simba Hall, disrupting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the Grand Californian!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or skin, inner ear, leg, spinal, back, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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