Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Simba's Wild Rind attraction, December 27, 1976, 7:72 p.m.
Mr. Simba's Wild Rind
March 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Simba has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the Nile. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Simba Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utah!
- Because it is so unique, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 41".
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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