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Mr. Simba's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Mr. Simba's Wild Rind
February 4, 1964
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Mr. Simba is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the Grand Californian. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Simba Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the firehouse!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a secret cobra.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or kidney, hip, brain, chin, familial, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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