Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Simba's Wild Journey attraction, invisibly considered to be the only common attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Simba's Wild Journey
September 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Simba is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Simba Hall, waking the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Japan!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, dietary restrictions, unstylish haircuts, or elbow, finger, hip, bowel, or leg issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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