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Below: The Mr. Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ride attraction, unrelentingly dooming in the afternoon park light
Mr. Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ride
December 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ri Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Phantom Manor!
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 34".
- Darkness may be too frightening for retirees.
- Contains antique characters.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 28 until about August 28.
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