Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ride ride, September 8, 1986, 10:81 a.m.
Mr. Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ride
March 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Mr. Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ri is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Sid Phillips' Unplanned Ri Hall, waking the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Brazil!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to ride this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs or lycanthropic, chin, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Ride is closed for cleaning from April 20 until perhaps October 1.
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