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The Mr. Secretariat's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Mr. Secretariat's Wild Trip
January 23, 2004
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Mr. Secretariat is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Secretariat Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a theater!
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may sail if you don't let them.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former character.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Secretariat Submarine Voyage attraction.
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