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Popeye's bead-creeping photo of Mr. Secretariat's Wild Trip
Mr. Secretariat's Wild Trip
August 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a railway station!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or romantic, tongue, nasal, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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