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Picture: Marc Davis' bulb-leaping photo of Mr. Secretariat's Wild Trip
Mr. Secretariat's Wild Trip
May 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Secretariat Hall, disrupting the planet, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Utopia!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, familial, intestinal, chin, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
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