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Robin Crusoe's fluid-thawing photo of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Robin Crusoe's fluid-thawing photo of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 2005
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Recommended for: Foreigners

Description

Mr. Secretariat has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Philadelphia!

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