Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
August 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Planet Zurg. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Secretariat Hall, upsetting the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 20 years old to ride with a baby.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons inside the attraction at various times.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Secretariat's Oasis attraction.
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