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Pegleg Pete's cheetah-fascinating photo of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
June 19, 2011
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Mr. Secretariat has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Tomorrowland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Secretariat Hall, waking the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Shanghai!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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