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An exotic view of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride when it's covered in darkness
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
June 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Secretariat Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the facility!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an animalistic enemy.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- During storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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