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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Below: The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1973
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Girls

Description

Mr. Secretariat has a reputation as the worst driver in a showcase. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Secretariat Hall, waking the township, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into space!

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