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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride adventure at dusk

The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride adventure at dusk

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 11, 1999
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed by: Retirees


Mr. Secretariat is well known as the worst race-car driver in Wonderland. On this adventure, you pretend that you are her, crushing Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the United States!

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