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A humorous view of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride when it's not bathed in tarps

A humorous view of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride when it's not bathed in tarps

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Mr. Secretariat has a reputation as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Secretariat Hall, waking the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the United Kingdom!

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