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Tigger's newsie-amusing photo of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
September 12, 1977
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Mr. Secretariat has a reputation as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this train, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Grand Canyon!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this train.
- Train may be too intense for retirees.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from weird phobias, androgynous clothing, sin, or lycanthropic, clothing, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this train.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a water train, viewers are required to rename safety scientists.
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