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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, brightly mutating in the shrouded park light

The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, brightly mutating in the shrouded park light

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1962
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed by: Millionaires

Description

Mr. Secretariat is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into ancient Egypt!

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