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A humorous view of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride when it's not bathed in tarps
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
March 5, 1988
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Mr. Secretariat has a reputation as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Secretariat Hall, waking the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the United Kingdom!
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
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