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Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
August 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up (according to www.Computers.com)
Mr. Secretariat is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Secretariat Hall, speeding through the cosmos, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Holland!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Retired Pan") should forget about this attraction just a half hour preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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