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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1965
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Mr. Secretariat is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Italy!

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