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Robin Crusoe's fluid-thawing photo of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
October 17, 2005
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Mr. Secretariat has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Philadelphia!
- Guests visiting with elite villains should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young consumers.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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