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Condorman's puppet-washing photo of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
October 8, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing during dinner.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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