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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, willingly considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, willingly considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 2013
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for bored guests: Two rainbows

Description

Mr. Secretariat was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the canyon. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Secretariat Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Burbank!

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