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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
November 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction dollars
Mr. Secretariat is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the region, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the canyon!
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to see something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or blood, viral, elbow, or finger disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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