Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, brightly mutating in the shrouded park light
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
December 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into ancient Egypt!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Guild 56 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where milk is mandatory.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Secretariat's House and Meet Secretariat attraction.
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