Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
September 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Secretariat Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the plaza!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 72".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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