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At right: A Steamy view of Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride when it's hidden in darkness
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
March 18, 2002
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Mr. Secretariat has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Secretariat Hall, upsetting the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Disney Drive!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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