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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1962
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed for: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

Mr. Secretariat was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Secretariat Hall, waking the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the college!

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