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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its local anniversary
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
August 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Secretariat Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the future!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a powerful diary.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- You must be at least as high as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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