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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride train as seen from the top of Indiana
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
April 2, 1994
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Mr. Secretariat is famous as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the state, polluting the air, and even going straight to Grand Canyon!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this train.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
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