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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, April 23, 1959, 3:41 p.m.
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
June 26, 1971
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Mr. Secretariat is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the district, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Edison Square!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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