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The Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Secretariat's Disorderly Ride
September 5, 1965
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Mr. Secretariat is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Secretariat Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Italy!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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