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Above: A lighthearted view of Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride when it's inundated in darkness
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
December 10, 1996
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Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Schweitzer Hall, speeding through the borough, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Playland!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart, lung, or hip issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from the writings of Zazu.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Schweitzer's Oasis attraction.
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