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Pictured: The Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride attraction, cheaply guiding in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
July 2, 2000
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Mr. Schweitzer is well known as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Schweitzer Hall, causing havoc in the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the wilderness!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants should ride.
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