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The Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
November 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Schweitzer is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Schweitzer Hall, upsetting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to San Francisco!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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