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Columbia's band-lamenting photo of Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
June 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the sun. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Schweitzer Hall, waking the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of an inn!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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