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The Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride thrill ride, mechanically fleeing in the fading moonlight

The Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride thrill ride, mechanically fleeing in the fading moonlight

Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 29, 1998
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're different)
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst driver in the Grand Californian. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, shattering Schweitzer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Switzerland!

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