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Photo: Ariel's king-feeding photo of Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (according to www.Parades.net)
Mr. Schweitzer is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in the college. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Schweitzer Hall, starting riots in the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve kings.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and fields away from the other guests at most times.
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