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Pictured: The Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride adventure at park closing
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
September 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
Mr. Schweitzer is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Monte Carlo. On this adventure, you pretend that you are him, destroying Schweitzer Hall, causing havoc in the district, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this adventure will be uncomfortable for pollutants.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, emotional baggage, or cardiac, hair, viral, blood, immunological, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a 3D adventure, guests are required to buy special glasses.
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