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The Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride thrill ride, mechanically fleeing in the fading moonlight
Mr. Schweitzer's Undisciplined Ride
September 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're different)
Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst driver in the Grand Californian. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, shattering Schweitzer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Switzerland!
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be dominated by hair bands.
- Guests may get very wet on this thrill ride.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs within the cast members at all times.
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