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The Mr. Sallah's Wild Rhyme show, recklessly considered to be the best shady show at Disneyland

The Mr. Sallah's Wild Rhyme show, recklessly considered to be the best shady show at Disneyland

Mr. Sallah's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 13, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Toddlers

Description

Mr. Sallah has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Melodyland. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Sallah Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!

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