Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Sallah's Wild Rhyme attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Sallah's Wild Rhyme
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Sallah has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Sallah Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After winding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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