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A rough view of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation when it's hidden in children
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
April 27, 1969
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Rainbow Ridge!
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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