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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation attraction, abnormally chattering in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
January 29, 1996
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Rudyard Kipling Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in ancient Egypt!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses within the cast members at significant times.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Treehouse attraction.
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