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Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
July 13, 2008
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in a hole. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Missouri!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a thrilling adventure, guests are required to bring their own pirate harnesses.
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