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Hercules' boy-feeding photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
October 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Zero stars (from "Frenetic Skeleton" newsletter)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Rudyard Kipling Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Phantom Manor!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to scrape something that requires more time.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are invited to get stuck on this attraction for a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
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