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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation attraction, greedily zooming in the fading sunlight
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
August 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Zero rainbows (from www.BlackbeardOnline.com)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Tivoli Gardens!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skin, neck, bowel, brain, immunological, or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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