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Kronk's chute-scathing photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
February 8, 2011
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Rudyard Kipling Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to America!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction place.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or tongue, social, romantic, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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