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Picture: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
November 30, 2009
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the state, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to a pit!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Darkness may be too boring for children and some adults.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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