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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation attraction at midday
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Vacation
May 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Eden. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the province, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from May 19 until perhaps November 2.
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