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Photo: A hidden view of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe when it's not covered in cows
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe
April 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Rudyard Kipling Hall, starting riots in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Planet Zurg!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as a piano to enter.
- Maximum height 61".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Shortest guest must be at least 59 months (on tiptoes) tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or elbow issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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