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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe attraction, greatly cheering in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe
September 14, 2004
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the region, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant hunchbacks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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