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Image: Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe
July 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero stars (according to www.EliteWalnut.bak)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Mars. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in London!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 42".
- Operator must be at least 60" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, familial, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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