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At right: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe attraction during repairs
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe
June 19, 1964
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sun!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Before pandering this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial, wrist, hip, heart, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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