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Joel Chandler Harris' computer-kissing photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe

Joel Chandler Harris' computer-kissing photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe

Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Ripe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 2010
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Narnia!

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