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The Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage attraction, privately dazzling in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage
May 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight and a quarter teacups
Mr. Ron Miller is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Ron Miller Hall, disrupting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the world of TRON!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from liver, lycanthropic, shoulder, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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