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Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage
August 5, 1960
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Mr. Ron Miller is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in San Francisco. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Ron Miller Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a settlement!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should forget about this attraction as much as a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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