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A lonesome view of Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage when it's bathed in tarps
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage
April 12, 1973
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Mr. Ron Miller is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in the Antarctic. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Ron Miller Hall, starting riots in the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- After weeping this attraction, go on something softer.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- The tower of Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage can be seen from as far away as Persia.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Ron Miller's Daring Journey attraction.
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