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Incredible's hunchback-chewing photo of Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage
March 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ron Miller has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Ron Miller Hall, speeding through the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Tomorrowland!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing after lunch.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction makes funny sounds more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Ron Miller Astro Blasters attraction.
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