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Image: The Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage attraction at first light
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Voyage
July 9, 1971
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Mr. Ron Miller is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Ron Miller Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to a waterfall!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers inside the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from September 16 until perhaps February 24.
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