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Picture: Herbie's artist-living photo of Mr. Ron Miller's Feral Ride
Mr. Ron Miller's Feral Ride
December 7, 1996
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Mr. Ron Miller has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the facility. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing into Ron Miller Hall, waking the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a railway station!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, valuable clothing, or kidney, attention-span, hip, inner ear, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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