Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ron Miller's Feral Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Ron Miller's Feral Ride
June 21, 1992
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Mr. Ron Miller is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Ron Miller Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sun!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, finger, leg, or viral issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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