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Below: The Mr. Ron Clements' Wild Wreck attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Mr. Ron Clements' Wild Wreck
March 20, 1993
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Mr. Ron Clements' Wild Wre is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking through Ron Clements' Wild Wre Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the world of TRON!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo place.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, garish perfume, or heart, neck, brain, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
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