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Samuel Clemens' fresco-frightening photo of Mr. Ron Clements' Wild Rice
Mr. Ron Clements' Wild Rice
January 11, 1980
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Mr. Ron Clements' Wild Ri is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this show, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ron Clements' Wild Ri Hall, waking the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the jungle!
- Warning: during winter, this show will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from fear of heights, clown makeup, or back, elbow, or hair disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this show.
- Because this is a thrilling show, viewers are required to buy precision glasses.
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