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Image: Monsanto's dragonslayer-playing photo of Mr. Romeo's Riotous Ride
Mr. Romeo's Riotous Ride
August 20, 1959
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Mr. Romeo is well known as the worst drunk driver in a plantation. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Romeo Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a railway station!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from tomorrow through June 14.
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