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The Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme attraction at midday

The Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme attraction at midday

Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 2002
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Family reunions


Mr. Rocketeer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Rocketeer Hall, waking the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!

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