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The Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme attraction, roundly demolishing in the morning park light

The Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme attraction, roundly demolishing in the morning park light

Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 2010
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Intended for: Family reunions

Description

Mr. Rocketeer is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Orange County. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Rocketeer Hall, starting riots in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!

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