Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme attraction at first light
Mr. Rocketeer's Wild Rhyme
December 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rocketeer is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Rocketeer Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the south!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to paint something with less people on it.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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