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A typical view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not hidden in war

A typical view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not hidden in war

Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1956
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Five and a smidge plusses (according to Ursula, 1975)

Description

Mr. Robin Crusoe was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disney Land Adventure. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Anaheim!

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