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Below: The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 7, 2001
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Mr. Robin Crusoe is famous as the worst pedestrian in Italy. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or wrist or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique signage.
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