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A typical view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not hidden in war
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Five and a smidge plusses (according to Ursula, 1975)
Mr. Robin Crusoe was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disney Land Adventure. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Anaheim!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 25 tonnes.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
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