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Above: The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Tokyo
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of nine tikis
Mr. Robin Crusoe is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Robin Crusoe Hall, speeding through the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of outer space!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to experience this attraction up to a minute prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and endlessly whining).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
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