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The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, January 24, 1983, 5:09 p.m.

The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, January 24, 1983, 5:09 p.m.

Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1980
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Fathers

Description

Mr. Robin Crusoe is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Paris!

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