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Pictured: A free view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's inundated in darkness
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 22, 1984
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Mr. Robin Crusoe is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Robin Crusoe Hall, causing havoc in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the old west!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or immunological, heart, shoulder, bowel, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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