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The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, August 6, 1981, 1:63 a.m.

Above: The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, August 6, 1981, 1:63 a.m.

Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1970
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Mr. Robin Crusoe is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United Kingdom!

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