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A delightful view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's inundated in darkness
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Robin Crusoe is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Robin Crusoe Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Italy!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will pick on people near you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 34".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 37 years old to ride the horse.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from lung, skin, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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