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Above: Jessica Rabbit's ball-irritating photo of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Robin Crusoe is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this experience, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Eden!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with your party.
- After experiencing this experience, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This experience closes at park closing.
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