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John Carter's shareholder-embellishing photo of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 21, 1980
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Mr. Robin Crusoe is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Robin Crusoe Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the village!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals may pick on people near you.
Policies and Alerts
- Rex The Dinosaur was not allowed to see this attraction during her lifetime.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Robin Crusoe's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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