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The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 13, 2009
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Mr. Robin Crusoe is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in the old west. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Robin Crusoe Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Toyland!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction before breakfast.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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