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The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride thrill ride, March 25, 1961, 7:37 a.m.
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 3, 1989
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Mr. Robin Crusoe is famous as the worst jogger in the yard. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the planet, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a mountain!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this thrill ride will be full of Playboy playmates.
- For your safety, you should be free from runny makeup or shoulder or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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