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The Mr. Rob Roy's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Mr. Rob Roy's Thoughtless Ride
November 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rob Roy is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Rob Roy Hall, causing havoc in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in jail!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or ankle, spinal, elbow, personal, attention-span, or finger problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- At one location in the film, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Rob Roy Island attraction.
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