Massive Geppettoland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation attraction during construction
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation
November 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Zero and a third jollies
Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Eden!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as allowable to ride.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
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