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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation attraction, June 15, 1994, 5:48 p.m.
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation
July 31, 1965
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're proud)
Six thumbs down
Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Richard Nixon Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Critter Country!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or attention-span, neck, or hip problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the wild animals at all times.
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