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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation attraction during construction

Above: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation attraction during construction

Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 2000
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating for first-time visitors: Zero and a third jollies

Description

Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Eden!

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