Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme attraction, January 20, 2003, 5:64 p.m.
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme
May 22, 1997
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Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Richard Nixon Hall, speeding through the township, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the countryside!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and wings within the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to bring their own special glasses.
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