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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme attraction, December 6, 1963, 1:27 p.m.
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme
May 31, 1964
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Mr. Richard Nixon is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in a town. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Richard Nixon Hall, waking the immediate area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the western hemisphere!
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider suing this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more exciting.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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