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A trusty view of Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme when it's not hidden in tarps
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme
September 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 9 minutes by horse)
Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Richard Nixon Hall, waking the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the forest!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains exploding effects.
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