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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1972
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Intended for: Veterans
Description
Mr. Richard Nixon is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Richard Nixon Hall, speeding through the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the college!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or ankle or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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