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Above: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme
April 2, 2001
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Mr. Richard Nixon is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Richard Nixon Hall, disrupting the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Disneyland Hotel!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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