Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of France
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Rhyme
April 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Richard Nixon is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the yard!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction at least once.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, bad haircuts, or clothing, kidney, lung, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.