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A happy view of Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Drive when it's not inundated in fog
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Drive
March 14, 1989
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Mr. Richard Nixon is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Richard Nixon Hall, disrupting the district, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toyland!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will make silly comments to hippos.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
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