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Picture: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Drive attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Drive
December 23, 2012
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Mr. Richard Nixon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Richard Nixon Hall, upsetting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a canyon!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or wrist, intestinal, ribcage, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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