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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Drive
November 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Mr. Richard Nixon is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of drinking this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less demanding.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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