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Below: Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride, a favorite attraction of Doug
Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride
June 1, 1956
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Seldom targeted at:
Mr. Richard Nixon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the deep. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Richard Nixon Hall, upsetting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Earth!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
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