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Above: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride
March 9, 2005
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Mr. Richard Nixon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Richard Nixon Hall, upsetting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the canyon!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may rumble if you don't let them.
- Expectant parents can ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or social or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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