Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride attraction, blandly soaring in the morning sunlight
Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride
January 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Richard Nixon is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the sun!
- If you are allergic to bits, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hip or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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