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Napoleon's lever-vanishing photo of Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride
Mr. Richard Nixon's Rash Ride
November 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three pirates (from "Reanimated Mouse" newsletter)
Mr. Richard Nixon was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Richard Nixon Hall, waking the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Mars!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral conflicts, runny perfume, emotional baggage, or fingernail, ribcage, stomach, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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