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The Mr. Richard Irvine's Untamed Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

Above: The Mr. Richard Irvine's Untamed Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

Mr. Richard Irvine's Untamed Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1996
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Designed for: Money-grubbing infants

Description

Mr. Richard Irvine is famous as the worst pedestrian in Switzerland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Richard Irvine Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holidayland!

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