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The Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its large anniversary
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Uncontrolled Ride
June 13, 1983
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Mr. Rex the Dinosaur is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Rex the Dinosaur Hall, speeding through the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the facility!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hair or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Managers keep a secret journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Rex the Dinosaur Carrousel attraction.
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