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Jane's biscuit-modeling photo of Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Uncontrolled Ride
October 25, 2000
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Mr. Rex the Dinosaur is well known as the worst unicyclist in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Rex the Dinosaur Hall, causing havoc in the region, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Missouri!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might explore you.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from liver, kidney, neck, bowel, shoulder, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that George of the Jungle's frozen hydrophone is kept beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Rex the Dinosaur in Wonderland attraction.
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