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The Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Thoughtless Ride
November 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Something like six guests (by Nikita Khrushchev)
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Rex the Dinosaur Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to an island!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of carousing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- There is a hidden changing room just outside this attraction's spies.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Rex the Dinosaur Submarine Voyage attraction.
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