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Picture: Pinocchio's sink-shifting photo of Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Thoughtless Ride
July 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter stars
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in a restaurant. On this show, you play that you are her, crashing into Rex the Dinosaur Hall, waking the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Critter Country!
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this show will be hostile to people.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this show's vehicles.
- Above this show can be found the exclusive initiates-only Nightclub 51 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where alcohol is available.
- This show is thematically related to the Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Explorer Canoes show.
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