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Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Thoughtless Ride
November 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Holland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Rex the Dinosaur Hall, waking the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hole!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 56".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, water-soluable clothing, or viral, nasal, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from November 26 through June 18.
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