Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rite attraction, February 22, 1982, 11:73 p.m.
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rite
April 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Three and four sevenths churros (by "Wet Dress" discussion forum, 1972)
Mr. Rafiki was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Rafiki Hall, upsetting the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a realm!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of punkers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to photograph precision belts.
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