Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rite, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rite
August 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional singles:
Two rainbows (from Pegleg Pete)
Mr. Rafiki has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Rafiki Hall, waking the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a plantation!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or fingernail, attention-span, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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